You made me cry and you don't even care
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
cat food counts as protein by the way
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
