just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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