Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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