How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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