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(651): View more from Minnesota

Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

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(209): View more from California

what is college for if not random hookup sex?

(951): View more from California

learning.

(209): View more from California

i would literally fuck learning if i could.

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(585): View more from New York

You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.

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(757): View more from Virginia

If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.

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