how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Randomize
