Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
