I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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