She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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