it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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