yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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