You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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