I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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