Im at strip club and am horny
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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