If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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