I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Randomize
