He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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