weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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