he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We’re leaving where are you
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