his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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