gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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