She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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