please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So vagazzling was a success
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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