your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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