Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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