how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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