Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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