My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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