I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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