i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i think i scared a bird with my dick
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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