I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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