:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She even gives head with a lisp.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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