Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My life is pants optional.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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