All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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