If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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