i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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