Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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