how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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