were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
