I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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