I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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