I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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