Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
