Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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