North Korea, Best Korea!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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