She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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