Kiss
Puke
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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