Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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