"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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