check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just want nice things and good sex
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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