? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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