Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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